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( Today's Tweets )

With Valentine's Day nearly upon us, I am feeling unusually magnanimous. Perhaps we could throw some sort of party for underprivileged children or whatnot.

Mac, Heather-- you should get on that.

[Private to JEANNE-MARIE]
I have had so many offers for dates on the day-- it is impossible to choose! I think perhaps I will just enjoy desperate to be loved sex on the 13th and save the romance for when I am old settled with someone special or what have you.

What about you? Any plans? Is there someone special I need to intimidate and/or beat up and/or make disappear?

One week and I have already forgone my resolution. Oh carbs, you have bested me once more. Ah well, at least I am still young and handsome, nest-ce pas?

[Private to JEANNE-MARIE]
You have heard about the tanker bringing fuel to Alaska, yes? It has become stuck in ice and Monsieur Fury has asked we stand by to assist if they cannot break free. Should that occur, we would be tasked with carrying enough gasoline to Nome to hold them over until spring.

Are you in, soeur?

Since there has been no comments about the fabulous article Out Magazine did on me, I have generously provided copies for all team members.

Enjoy!

We are back and fine uninjured. A psychopath named Arcade kidnapped us; he escaped but so did we. The good news is, I now know the source of the threatening type letters and they should cease shortly.

I have business to take care of this afternoon. I will return in earnest tomorrow.

[Private to JEANNE-MARIE]
Do not attempt to follow me. I will know if you try. This is something I must do on my own. And I will not have you in danger because of me again.

As some of you know, I have an assistant who helps me sift through my fan mail. He has recently informed me that I've received threatening type letters on a biweekly basis for the last six months or so. I uncovered the first one back in January and thought nothing of it but apparently they have become increasingly foreboding.

At any rate, I hardly think this is a team issue; however, if someone does seem to be loitering suspiciously or asking a lot of questions about my routines or what have you, please let me know. I'd like to nip this in the bud if it all possible.

Hmm, so there may be an election. Think this will affect our standing with the government?

Not that I'm worried. I was an Avenger, after all. And a celebrity. Plus, they really wanted me on Dancing With the Stars this season. So plenty to do, regardless.

( Today's Tweets )

Never fear, I am back and ready for action or near enough.

I will be in as needed, excepting time spent aiding a friend with a fashion emergency. (And, no, I am not speaking of the sort of fashion emergencies that run rampant whenever Heather or Walter are about-- this is serious business. Although if either of you would like a few words of advice, you know where to find me.)

Also, my report will be completed by the end of the week, so I will not require any further reminding via email or text. Honestly.



OOC: text was thought but not typed

This news about Monsieur Fury is most alarming. Should we be doing anything beyond keeping an eye out for him?


[Private]
Personally, I have not had much experience with the man; however, I was always under the impression he was the consummate military man. These actions do not fit with that.